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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF SARAH MAGUIRE
- Ah, Sarah Maguire. No girl quite like her, she is without a doubt one kickass
bitch. This is not meant to be offending at all in any way, just a humourous outlook on her daily duties.So let's begin:
- 07.00: Wakes up.
- 07.05: Picks up her clothes.
- 07.15: Walks home.
- 08.00: Arrives home.
- 08.15: Pours herself a glass of wine.
- 08.25: Pours herself another glass of wine and has a rice cake for breakfast.
- 09.00: Leaves home for college in a mini skirt.
- 09.30: Meets up with architecture friends, Niamh and Iseult. Discuss how many
guys each of them scores the previous night, and put their results on the "Shagger of the Year" chart. At the moment, Sarah
has taken an early lead.
- 10.00-12.00: Does architecture work.
- 12.15: Goes for lunch in Perk. Flirts with the Chinese dude called Josh at the
counter and hands him her card with a wink. Orders a slice of bread and a glass of white wine.
- 13.00: Meets up with Fanny Kicker and Morag.
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